All this has happened before...
Blue jeans ads and the truth of, 'if it ain't broke, don't fix it.'
I don’t have a dog in the whole Sydney Sweeney blue jeans kerfuffle – for one thing I don't shop at American Eagle (though I do enjoy their advertising.) And lets be honest, my obese fundament would have trouble fitting into even the largest size they offered.
Also, I don’t wear blue jeans. They chafe.
That being said, some perspective is required. For this:
was Preceded by this:
(yes, that is Brad Pitt)
And this:
And this:
And of course, lets not forget this:
Moral of the story is, get some perspective. Pretty faces sell stuff, that's been the way of things since forever, human nature being what it is. But some people just can’t get by without their daily dose of outrage...and like any narcotic when there is a demand, dealers will find a way to supply it.
That is all. Here endeth the lesson for the day.
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